2025 season

which city is the fittest in texas?

Dallas

We have a soft spot for the Big D.

$125

Date:

April 5, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

Announced Jan. 2025!

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Fort Worth

We F with the Funky.

$125

Date:

April 26, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

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Houston

Swanging and Banging in the City of Syrup.

$125

Date:

May 17, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

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Austin

We don’t care what anyone says, we love Austin.

$125

Date:

June 7, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

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San Antonio

Don’t sleep on SA, ése. (We can write that because one of us is from here.)

$125

Date:

June 28, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

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Waco

Someone who was born and raised in Waco tell us something compelling to write here and we’ll register you for free. Use the form.

$125

Date:

July 12, 2025

Cost:

$125

location:

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